City to add water park, pool and slides in downtown Beaufort***

Local officials have decided to add a water park to downtown’s Henry C. Chambers Waterfront Park, complete with a public swimming pool and water slides. Work on the project will be completed by the summer of 2050. ***
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*** This is absolutely, positively 100% untrue and was contrived strictly in humor.